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Mr. Milker: Now Men Can Breastfeed, New Father Gift

"Breastfeeding Envy” is what many psychologists are now saying is the most common and least-discussed concern among today’s young parents. For eons new fathers have suffered from a well known condition involving a strong yearning to breastfeed. Today, men all over the world are celebrating the arrival of what Midwifery Monthly calls “a paradigm shift in newborn feeding.” All new fathers need a Mr. Milker, not just because of the sophisticated science behind it but also [...]

PetSpanx – Spanx for Your Pets

When we first received Pet Spanx we were blown away that no one had thought about this already. Think of all the pets that could use this. Not only useful for your own but they make the perfect gift. “I bought a dozen of the dog spanx and donated them to my local SPCA, they were thrilled”   Produced by Duley Corp of Burbank California who are well known for their line of pet [...]

Magic Wand Home Tattoo Removal System

Do you have a tattoo of a former lover or perhaps you’re just not as big of a fan of Iron Maiden as you were in 1987? If you have ever wanted to get a tattoo removed, but just can’t afford the expensive laser surgery, we have the answer for you. GreatInventions.TV is excited to announce Magic Wand, the first affordable Home Tattoo Removal System. Magic Wand is affordable and easy enough for anyone to use. [...]

Bug Burqa – Say No to Chemicals

Why bother with the dangerous chemicals? Just throw on Bug Burqa and go! Whether fishing, spending time on the lake, or just enjoying the outdoors Bug Burqa provides the protection you need and freedom from nasty chemicals. “With my various allergies and sensitive skin I was housebound, Bug Burqa gave me new life... Thanks Great Inventions!”   Don’t be stuck indoors while everyone is out having fun. Not available in France.

Yard Bellows, the Green Leaf Blower

It’s getting easier, being green that is. The alternative to noisy leaf blowers is here and you can thank our friends at GreenKing for this great invention. You don’t even need a yard, it’s great way to excercise!   “Love Love Love the Bellows,..what kind of sucker still buys rakes?.. Look at me, I’ve got rock hard abs and the yard is mint”   Shipped in a convenient flatpack, this unit sets up in as little as [...]

Bio.Pet – The Ultimate Pet

Imagine if you will the "Ultimate Pet" What would that be? For several years, Shahinco Labs has pondered, and then developed what they figure is the ultimate pet… meet Bio.PET. Barking is often an issue for dogs in apartment settings. Shedding is another problem and so is the occassional unpleasant scent. It would be nice if you could eliminate these regular problems... but imagine if you could take away those nuisances and remove the daily routine of dealing with their [...]

WaxVac – Ear Wax Vacuum

Say goodbye to those nasty, ineffective cotton swabs, cleaning the junk out of your ears just became a pleasant experience – Say hello to WaxVac. As a courtesy to our valued customers if you have an urgent need for WaxVac we recommend you visit WaxVac.com for ordering. "Speak up, man!" I used to have to say that all the time, as if I’m some old dude. What up GreatInventions? Love you guys, I’m writing to recommend the [...]

Ultimate Backhair Clippers from Ergo Toiletries of Paris

Are you tired of embarassing back hair? Is it ruining your life? Paris – Jean D’Aubigne is the first to admit he has a hair problem, way too much of it. Not long ago he found the perfect work-around and now Jean is willing to share. Jean likes to wear mesh shirts. “It’s nice in the summer. My mesh half shirt is my favorite, yet I was embarassed when someone commented about the hair sticking out through the fabric. For [...]

$2 Per Hour Nanny – Outsource Her Today

Who can afford to have a job if it barely pays for child care? Our wages are decreasing, expenses are skyrocketing and there’s no end in site. Great Inventions wants to help We recently partnered with Geek Squad and Majmudar Human Services to bring you this exciting Great Invention. “What a sucker I was, paying $6/hr. Our internet nanny is perfect.” – T. Rudden Here’s how it works: Order a starter package from Great Inventions Geek Squad visits [...]

Reusable Piñata – Green Up Your Fiesta

You wanna hear something sick? Approximately 500,000 pinatas are being bought, beaten by children and then thoughtlessly tossed into our landfills every year. 500,000! And you know what’s worse?… For the next 10 years the projected demand for pinatas is expected to grow by 17% per year*. We’re proud to feature this new recycled, reusable and sustainable ‘green’ pinata from Scussel Reusable Pinatas & Adult Diapers Corp. There are families with 3 or 4 kids, and [...]